{"product_id":"mondays-unisex-midweight-softstyle-fleece-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Mondays Horror Poster Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Work Humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eSunday has barely ended. The emails have already risen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMONDAYS\u003c\/strong\u003e turns the start of the workweek into a vintage zombie-horror film poster. A hand rises from the grave beneath dripping yellow lettering; the supporting cast includes unanswered emails, endless meetings and small talk. The punchline is discovered in the movie credits. It is workplace humor dressed as cult-film artwork, not another motivational Monday slogan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a black Gildan SF000 unisex midweight fleece crewneck sweatshirt, this retro horror graphic works for slow mornings, office-life irony and anyone who has ever wished the weekend had a sequel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSweatshirt Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan SF000 unisex crewneck; black color option\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80% ring-spun cotton \/ 20% polyester (composition can vary by color)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8.4 oz\/yd² (285 g\/m²) midweight fabric; brushed interior and ring-spun cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit with dropped shoulders and a tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order with a printed front graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are in inches. Allow a 1-inch manufacturing tolerance. Compare with a sweatshirt you own.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eMeasurement\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eWidth (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSleeve, center back (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only as needed. Tumble dry low; iron at low heat. Do not dry clean. Avoid ironing directly over the graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eProduct and Safety Information\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adults. Manufacturer model: Gildan SF000. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certificate 168252 (OETI). EU and Northern Ireland: two-year warranty. 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