{"product_id":"no-country-for-small-talk-mens-heavy-oversized-tee","title":"No Country for Small Talk – Men's Heavy Oversized Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWeather. Weekend plans. “So, what do you do?” You can keep the conversation; just skip the warm-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNO COUNTRY FOR SMALL TALK\u003c\/strong\u003e brings a deadpan social observation to a black oversized graphic T-shirt. Oversized warm-sand typography delivers the message before you have to. A little cinematic seriousness applied to the least dramatic part of meeting people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor people who enjoy a real conversation and have no particular interest in the introductory paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe T-shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank:\u003c\/strong\u003e AS Colour Heavy Tee 5080\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black with warm-sand front lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% carded cotton (black colorway)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 280 g\/m² \/ 8.2 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Front direct-to-garment (DTG) graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize guide (inches)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements supplied for this garment. 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