About Us

Welcome to Text Tease

Clever tees for quietly rebellious minds.

You’re smart, sarcastic, and quietly tired of small talk. We get it—so are we. At Text Tease, we make thoughtfully minimal tees that speak your language, turning quiet observations into wearable wit. Think clean typography, muted palettes, and just enough sarcasm to signal your tribe without shouting.

Our shirts resonate because they’re true. They’re icebreakers for introverts, conversation starters for those who'd rather skip the chit-chat. Each design reflects the subtle humor and smart commentary that quietly overloaded brains instantly recognize—no clichés, no cringe.

But we’re more than witty tees. Text Tease is part of a growing community where introverts, screen-fatigued professionals, quiet rebels, and nostalgic rock fans gather. Our humor designs spark subtle nods and quiet inside jokes, while our Text Tease Rock line taps into 90s alt-rock nostalgia, turning iconic lyrics and shared musical memories into wearable art.

We craft tees that effortlessly align with your quiet search for authentic self-expression—making sure when you're looking for a "smart introvert tee," "sarcastic work humor," or lyrics that defined your formative years, we're already there, waiting in the background, easy to discover.

Because life's too short for boring shirts—and you've got better things to do than explain your jokes.

Text Tease – Minimal fuss. Maximum wit.

Join our waitlist—be first in line when the next drop goes live. No small talk required.