Disappear without a status update. Our Anti-Hustle Ghost Mode sweatshirt spells AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED across the front, back and sleeves, a cheeky reminder to unplug and rest.
The sweatshirt is for days when you “disappear completely” and don’t owe anyone an update. The front reads “AS”, the back “IF”, and the sleeves spell “NOTHING HAPPENED”, a tongue-in-cheek nod to ghost mode and anti-hustle energy. It’s presented as quiet armor, cotton-feel outside with brushed fleece inside, offering comfort without explanation.
Made to order from recycled polyester and elastane blend (96/4 % in the US/Mexico; 95/5 % in Latvia). Fabric weight approx. 9 oz/yd², featuring soft cotton-feel face, brushed fleece interior, unisex fit and overlock seams.
A playful antidote to hustle culture. Ideal for introverted, screen-tired people who opt for ghost mode or digital detox. It communicates rest and boundary setting.
• Soft cotton-feel exterior; cozy brushed fleece interior for all-day comfort
• Made from recycled polyester and elastane; sustainable, durable and unisex
• Letters on front, back and sleeves deliver the phrase AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED
• Overlock seams and unisex fit for easy styling
• On-demand production reduces waste and supports slow fashion
Explore more digital detox apparel in our Introvert collection.
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Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ⅝ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ⅞ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
